Obviously Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Christmas Guide Is Absolutely Wild

£33 toilet paper, anyone? A flight to space?

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by Bonnie McLaren |
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Christmas is coming - andGwyneth Paltrow's Goop has you sorted, releasing its must-have gift guide for the festive season. Of course, the thing that has created headlines is that the lifestyle brand founder has included a £33 roll of bamboo toilet roll on the list, which the site describes as ‘toilet roll with a conscience’ as it is made from 100 per cent sustainable material. It adds that the rolls are ‘clog-safe and septic-safe’, with a ‘silky, smooth texture that’s gentle on skin’.

The list is split into different sections, including a ‘wellness junkie’ guide, a men’s guide, an under $100 guide, a lover’s guide, a host’s guide and a kid’s guide, a ridiculous but awesome guide, a cook’s guide, a kids’ guide and a guide for ‘the one who has everything’. (Phew. You can view them all here.)

Also on the list are a pair of £329 24k gold handcuffs, which the site describes as ‘exquisite and (almost) escape-proof, they’re accompanied by a set of master keys on a delicate chain.’ There is also a £43 whip, a £100 garter belt and an online sex class for £35 on the Lover’s Gift Guide{ =nofollow}.

In the ridiculous but awesome guide, if you have a spare £84,880 then you can get yourself a ‘modular prefab home’ aka ‘the treehouse of the future’. Or you can reserve a seat to space with Virgin Galatic for £19,291.

And if you're wondering what to get for the person who has everything? Gwyneth has included a lot of her clothing brand, G label, including a red ruffled skirt and matching top - or some ski trousers for £517. Or, alternatively, you could invest in a £949pet jungle gym.

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