There are two types of cinema goers - those who sit in silence, enjoy the film as it was intended to be watched while causing minimal distractions for their fellow audience members, and the others.
The others, we must admit, are pretty stressful. They're noisy, they commentate, they eat noisily and will more than happily whip their phones out mid-film, much to the dismay of anyone who didn't pay a tenner to have a bright blue light flicker in their peripheral vision for an hour and a half.
On Tuesday, one Twitter user chanced upon sitting behind Greta Gerwig at a screening of Amy Schumer's 'I Feel Pretty', and it turns out the Oscar Nominated director falls in to the second audience camp. Surprising, yes, but Greta's chitter chatter can be forgiven because, well, it's Greta Gerwig, but also she vocalised what I'm sure many of us have thought at one point or another. Just, erm, really loudly in a public cinema....
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'Um I'm in a movie theatre about to see I feel pretty alone and greta gerwig just walked in and sat down in front of me', tweeted Jaye Hunt. Little did she know that even though she'd gone to watch I Feel Pretty, Greta Gerwig would be the one providing the real entertainment. __
After watching Greta's response to some of the opening film trailers (she apparently didn't understand The Book Club and gasped at the sight of Emily Ratajkowski) and noting that she is probably one of the only people in the world who actually orders those extra large movie theatre sodas, Jaye decided to live tweet the experience. Here's what happened.
If Greta Gerwig is going to laugh, she's going to laugh HARD
'there was just a bit where a baby saw amy schumer and started crying and greta LOVED it', Jaye wrote. 'she was the only person here who laughed'. But that wasn't all. The sight of Amy Schumer falling off a Soul Cycle bike is also, apparently, comedy gold. 'she's still laughing and it happened a full minute ago', Jaye added.
If Greta Gerwig isn't into it, you'll hear about it
Greta Geriwg is not here for vague and unnecessary homophobic motifs. So much so that she exclaimed 'I hate this' a full volume in the middle of a heterosexual love scene. Loud but also, fair play.
Greta Gerwig is so noisy in the cinema that people got up and left
It takes a lot to walk out of a movie theatre, and apparently Greta and co were a LOT, in the most retrospectively entertaining way, of course.
Yep, Greta Gerwig is one of those people who checks their phone mid-film
We later find out that she wasn't the only one, though.
Remember what we said about Greta not being into something?
'THIS MOVIE IS IN. COMP. RE. HENSIBLE', Greta exclaimed at full volume. Before rounding up her 'live with Greta' session, Twitter user Jaye Hunt did clarify a few things. She said: 'there were like 10 people in the enormous theater, no one was behind me, everyone was on their phones because it’s a BAD MOVIE, she was being so loud that I didn’t even have to lean forward to hear her clearly; I wasn’t eavesdropping'.
Nevertheless, it's safe to say that we all know how Greta feels about I Feel Pretty, then.
MORE: Here Are All The Best Looks From The Cannes Film Festival Red Carpet
Cannes Film Festival red carpet 2018 - Grazia
1 of 25Lea Seydoux
Lea Seydoux stuck to her French roots wearing a stunning sheer dress from fashion house Louis Vuitton for the Cannes Opening Ceremony. Featuring a sheer fringed skirt, one-shoulder halterneck detail and silver waist belt, it was heavenly enough to have been appropriate at the Met Gala over in New York, too.
2 of 25Lea Seydoux
Seydoux channelled movie stars from Hollywood's Golden Age with soft finger waves, a cats-eye and doe-eyed makeup.
3 of 25Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett aced the Green Carpet Challenge for the festival's Opening Ceremony, rewearing a black lace Armani Prive gown from 2016. We can see why she would want to get this one back out of her closet - with its exquisite open back details, high neck and just-sheer-enough lace, it's a real head-turner (and proved lucky for her back at the 2016 Golden Globes too, where she won Best Actress for Blue Jasmine).
4 of 25Lea Seydoux
Our forever style crush Chloe Sevingy and this strapless Chanel gown are a perfect match: who else could pull off the pleated fan bodice and contrasting metallic detail on the body of the dress so effortlessly?
5 of 25Chloe Sevingy
Makeup-wise, Sevingy kept her look simple, complementing the metallic details of her dress with silver eyeshadow and a nude lip, tucking her hair behind her ears to showcase her diamond earrings.
6 of 25Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart rocks a hybrid victory roll, Marcel waves hair style, which she's teamed with a bold smoky eye.
7 of 25Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem
Off-screen couple and on-screen co-stars in the festival's opening film, Everybody Knows, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem ruled the red carpet in matching black looks. Cruz chose a vintage tulle-trim Chanel gown which she accessorised with a piece from her new Atelier Swarovski collection.
8 of 25Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz gives us a masterclass in how to do the modern smoky eye, using her kohl eyeliner sparingly above and below the lash line, with metallic grey eyeshadow and a single coat of mascara.
9 of 25Julianne Moore
We can't remember ever not loving something worn by Julianne Moore, and this red column dress with floor-length cape just screams 'Queen'.
10 of 25Georgia May Jagger
Georgia May Jagger stuck to a tried-and-tested red carpet formula and wore a slinky LBD with thigh-grazing split.
11 of 25Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz brought glamour to the Everybody Knows photocall, choosing a black lace halterneck dress with asymmetric hem and sweetheart neckline.
12 of 25Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett got the same pastel memo as Stewart, opting for a pale pink suit and matching shades.
13 of 25Kristen Stewart and Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett and Kristen Stewart doubled their star power in coordinating trouser suits and shades.
14 of 25Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart proved why she's such a good ambassador for Karl Lagerfeld, oozing Riviera chic in a cornflower blue suit.
15 of 25Cate Blanchett, Kristen Stewart, Lea Seydoux, Ava DeVernay and Khadja Nin
The collective power of the women on the Cannes jury - Cate Blanchett, Kristen Stewart, Lea Seydoux, Ava DeVernay and Khadja Nin - was enough to distract the fashion set's focus from the Met Ball yesterday.
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16 of 25Marion Cotillard
Marion Cotillard defied the Cannes dress code by forgoing high heels. The actress wore a pair of knee-high lace-up Nicholas Kirkwood boots while promoting upcoming spy caper 355
17 of 25Bella Hadid
Fresh from the Met Gala's red carpet, Bella Hadid was in Cannes to promote Alexander Wang's collaboration with Magnum so obviously wore the aforementioned designer.
18 of 25Irina Shayk
Last year Bella Hadid may have reached new red carpet heights with her pelvis-skimming dress but Irina Shayk's Versace gown proved this Angel is in the game too.
19 of 25Josephine Skriver
Trust Giambattista Valli and Chopard to deliver a jaw-dropping ensemble and Josephine Skriver to model it with aplomb.
20 of 25Amber Heard
Amber Heard stuns in a backless Valentino gown.
21 of 25Carey Mullgian
Carey Mulligan played it simple with a Dior dress to discuss the lack of representation of complex female characters in film. She bemoaned that woman are not, 'allowed to fail on screen'.
22 of 25Stella Maxwell
Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell attended the Sorry Angel premiere in a silver Roberto Cavalli gown with a keyhole back.
23 of 25Lupita Nyong'o
Lupita Nyong'o looked ethereal in a ruffled Dior dress at the Sorry Angel premiere.
24 of 25Cate Blanchett
As Jury President, Cate Blanchett's glorious Mary Katrantzou dress lent a glamorous note to the screening of Cold War.
25 of 25Leomie Anderson
Leomie Anderson brightened up the red carpet with this lemon confection from Twinset.
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