It would seem that people aren’t particularly happy with Mary Berry as of late. She’s getting a bit of a reputation for doing things ‘wrong,’ and by ‘wrong’ we mean out of the norm and not how we, the public, would do them.
Like using wine for Bolognese sauce (actually how the Italians so it so, you know) or making a pie that’s really a ‘casserole with a lid.’ And this time? This time she’s milking a bloody goat and we’re not sure how to feel about it.
During the latest episode of BBC’s Mary Berry Everyday, Mary, her daughter Annabel and her granddaughter Atalanta decided to learn how to get milk from a goat and turn it into cheese. As you do.
The goat really did not like it when Mary tried to milk her (or him…we’re not sure) and attempting to knock her over multiple times. Mary’s has none of it, makes it her mission to milk the goat, expresses that they WILL be friends, and attempts again, very awkwardly.
The goat then attempts to kick her again; and she’s having none of it, and we're having none of it either. MARY LEAVE THE GOAT ALONE. No goats, or Marys were harmed in the making of this show.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.