Love Island: A List Of Faye Winter’s Most Iconic One-Liners

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by Bonnie McLaren |
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Faye Winter is carrying Love Island this year. As Grazia previously wrote{ =nofollow}, the Devon-born lettings agent is such good value on the show, she should be nominated for a BAFTA. (Yes, realllllyyyy as Lucinda would say.)

One of the reasons we all seem to have fallen in love with Faye - even those who weren't too sure about her at first - is her incredibly dry, and witty, sense of humour. From her honesty about what happened she had her lip fillers dissolved, to her introductory VT, Faye's one-liners have been forcing us to send cry laughing emojis in the group chat and repeat her phrases in caps lock on Twitter.

So, because we love you, here are some of her best.

'Mine looked like an 80-year-old man’s ball sack, it was awful.’

We will never forget Faye serving us beauty realness when she discussed the aftermath of having her fillers dissolved. (We have answered every question you would possibly like to know about dissolving fillers here{ =nofollow}, just in case you would like to avoid your lips looking like an 80-year-old man's ball sack.)

'I'm not bothered! At all!'

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She says, while filing her nails, looking incredibly bothered by the arrival of new bombshell AJ. Also, we now need a nail file on us at all time for such emergencies, when we really need to look like we can't be arsed.

'The type of person I'm looking for is someone who can literally rip me a new arsehole... No, not like that!'

To be honest, everyone should have known Faye was going to be a producer's dream when she uttered this iconic sentence in her introductory VT. See also: when she called herself a 'hard-faced cow' because of 'all the Botox'.

'I'm about as edgy as a fucking circle'

Said when describing Danny as edgy. (In our opinion, he's not edgy - rather a walking red flag, but what Faye said was funny, so we'll give her that.)

'I'm getting married next week, guys!'

This was after Liam had walked in as a bombshell, so we presume the wedding is off. But Faye is basically all of us deleting our Hinge profiles when one date starts to go well.

'THERE WAS WHIPLASH!'

When Lucinda showed her how she swerved a kiss from Aaron, Faye decided that she could probably seek medical help for whiplash. If Lucinda claims she had an injury while working for ITV, don't be surprised. (This is a joke, guys - a joke!)

'I took my bracelets off, it's just going to be too noisy'

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Faye, when asked if she had 'gone up any NVQ levels' - what they are calling the base system on this year's Love Island, similar to the Do Bits Society and the Breakfast Club before - she revealed she took her bracelets off in case anybody would be able to hear her giving Teddy a handjob. She decided against the decision in the end, though.

'I took your man, and I'll take you in this'

Faye making a (not-so)subtle dig at the whole Toby/Abigail/Chloe situation, when Abi and Chloe were going against each other during the Love Island Sports Day. ICYMI, Hugo - Mr Hammond - was obviously hosting the challenge.

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