Enrique Iglesias Is Back With A Video To Top Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

Latino crooner Enrique Iglesias is back, not that the vocals on I’m A Freak would give away much of his presence. The euro-house banger contains enough 'vocoderising' of his trademark whinge that it’s barely recognisable as him. Beyond that, it features Pitbulland comes with a video that doffs its scruffy Von Dutch cap to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines.

With a ratio of naked women men being about 6:1 (apart from the obese man there for the LOLs) it's pretty obvious that the director, some bloke called Colin Tilley, wants us to get upset about it so that it becomes a talking point and we all click on it. We watched it so you don't have to, and we trust that if, after this, you still want to watch it, you know Google’s powers well enough to find it.

Instead, we’ll just reproduce the talking points from the video, with the most annoying bits covered with a FFS badge. Nice of us, right? here we go:

Enrique and his tits-and-ass furniture

Enrique crying while patting his bum-bongos

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Some trademark faux-lez action

**Enrique being all 'I'm mad me!' because he's playing with an old phone. How LOL! An old phone! **

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(Also note Enrique's dedication to his trademark hoody-over-baseball-hat thing. Which, rumour has it, isn’t actually worn so he can stealthily go out to dinner with tennis player girlfriend Anna Kournikova, but more to do with his reluctance to unveil his true hairline. Sort of takes the ‘I’m fun, me!’ vibe out of the whole video if you know what he gets up to IRL, right?)

The circle-twerk!

A girl in a bikini puking... somewhat disappointingly for the boys, because there's nothing less sexy than a girl with a gag reflex. Not even vom-breath

Pitbull looking like a character from a deleted scene of American Hustle, all slick leather jacket, faded sunglasses and tucked-in T-shirt

There’s also lots of Pitbull doing crouching-dancing so as to help people think he might be taller than he is. Woooo. Such a shame as Pitbull had really won us over with Timber, if only because we could sing it while replacing the word with 'Tinder'.

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.