In today’s ‘aren’t the men of hip hop charming young role models for the future generation?’ news, rapper Big Sean has got a new super fun way to help you get back at your ex by abusing them online.
In order to promote his new single I Don’t Fuck With You (sample lyric (‘You little stupid ass bitch, I ain’t fucking with you/you little dumb ass bitch, I ain’t fuckin’ with you’) the rapper has released an online app called #IDFWU which allows you to upload pictures of your ex before defacing them and sharing them on social media. In case you’re struggling to understand what this might look like, we’ve done one of Big Sean for you below.
Anyways, Big Sean, who’s now dating Ariana Grande, is purported to have written the song about Naya Rivera, former star of Glee. In the song, he refers to his ex as a ‘bitch’ (again), and a ‘ho’ who’s only after his money. Clearly the rapper is totally over the whole thing. Read the vitriolic lyrics in all their unbridled glory here.
Anyways, perhaps there’s a better way to show your ex that you’re over them online? Here are a few suggestions….
**Don’t mention them, ever
**Even if it’s not by name. Just because you haven’t posted ‘Sean is a big wiener and I hate him so much’ all over your Facebook wall doesn’t mean people won’t be able to decode your ingenious ‘SOME PEOPLE are such wieners and I hate them so much’ posts instead. Especially after your previous post which featured a link to Destiny’s Child Survivor with the caption #idontneedaman
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Don’t go wild on the picture front
After a break up (especially one that wasn’t on your terms) the immediate instinct is to snap a picture of yourself with every boy you exchange more than three words with and post it on a social networking site so everyone can see just how 'FINE' you are. The odd picture is fine, but uploading 34 in two days immediately post break up? Proves to everyone that you're anything but 'fine'.
Be the first to un-relationship them
If you’ve done the breaking up then your might be tempted to sit back and let the more wounded party be the one to choose when they want to end the relationship on Facebook, because you’re a nice lady. Big mistake. NOTHING but nothing spells out ‘i'm over you’ more being the recipient of a notification stating 'Sean has ended your relationship' – even if it was just a practicality. Get in there first.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.