So you know that lady who wrote that book that supposedly sent women across the world isn’t dizzy-lusting hysteria? The one that actually put down on paper (in the name of literature/mummy porn/whatever you want to call it) things like “Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free." [Just wow.]
Anyway, I’ll get to the point. Yesterday that lady - E.L. James, who’s currently promoting her latest novel *Grey - * took part in the most prized of all marketing ideas; the live Q&A! And you’ll NEVER guess what happened next… (yep, you totally guessed it - it was a big fat fail - check out the best questions she got asked below…)
This guy had some constructive tips on how the book could be improved
Of course, there were no lack of Twilight digs…
Gotta have a safe word
If anyone ever asks this IRL, RUN
And one for the GOT fans out there…
Someone probably got fired
And to be fair to her, E. L. James took it in her stride
But we think it’s fair to say… Twitter 1 - E. L. James 0
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.