The Apprentice returns to our TV screens tonight, and while for some, it's a chance to watch a group of unknowns dabble their hand at various businesses, for most it's a chance to cringe out massively at hilarious one-liners and business guff all aimed at winning over Lord Sugar, who always maintains the best bitchy resting face in the history of television.
And this year we have the added bonus of Claude, the king of withering put-downs, alongside brilliant fellow aide Karen. There is going to be SO MUCH seething distaste, we can already feel it.
There is literally no better way to celebrate the return of The Apprentice than to run down the funniest and weirdest things that have been said on the show over the years - with a few quotes from this year's candidates added in for good measure - so read on, and enjoy. Tweet us @GraziaUK or comment on our Facebook page if we've missed any out.