Andy Jordan’s New Song Will Get You Through Your Friday Afternoon Slump

Plus, we’ve unveiled the conspiracy of the year.

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by Jess Commons |
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The more eagle-eyed Made In Chelseaviewers among you might have noticed that Andy ‘Nostrils’ Jordan is on the verge of launching a music career.

Already one song down (whaddya mean you don’t remember last year’s Whole Lotta Water?), now Chelsea's dishiest plaid-shirt wearer is back with the first song (and official video!) from his new EP, Geography. Handily, the song’s got the same name as the EP so there’s not all that much to remember.

The acoustic ditty is about a girl who comes over from California and Andy falls in love with. Unfortunately, she’s only in London for a week before heading back to America, where she starts seeing new. 'Maybe he lives closer to you?' questions Andy. This is where the whole Geography title comes in.

But hold the phone, you guys. The more avid viewers of the show will indeed remember that there actually is a blonde California chick currently vactioning in London town IRL – Stephanie Pratt. DA DA DAAAAA.

Is Andy Jordan actually not-so-secretly into Stephanie? Is this a case of life imitating art? SO MANY QUESTIONS, NOSTRILS. WE NEED ANSWERS.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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