In solidarity with HIV sufferers, Prince Harry along with other celebs such as Nicole Scherzinger, Paloma Faith, Gemma Arterton and Ricky ‘The Hitman’ Hatton are taking to YouTube and revealing a secret about themselves. But what will it be?
We’re especially intrigued about Prince Harry’s secret, because part of us wants him to go all out and really TMI us. But, then again, it could be something really bland like ‘I once used the wrong fork,’ or, ‘I once kicked a rosebush,’ or something.
Here are the possible secrets Harry could reveal that would really make our (Mon)day:
He is a natural brunette
Obviously, this would cause some sort of international incident, with Schwarzkopff giving him millions to star in hair dye adverts and loads of thinkpieces from serious journalists discussing how, in a way, we already knew, and in the great scheme of things, does it matter? (Yes.)
He got kicked out of public school/failed all of his exams
We all know he’s the badboy of the Princes, but that’s not hard considering how absolutely squeaky clean dear old Wills is. Questionable fancy-dress costume choices aside, we want to know if Harry totally screwed up his Maths GCSE or got kicked out of school for smuggling in a bottle of gin.
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**The Queen is a right laugh **
She always looks so sad/stern at public events, so maybe Harry’s secret is that the Queen is actually a total legend and, on his birthday, did a Jagerbomb train. Then stood on a table. This is very unlikely.
He fancies Pippa Middleton
Come on, we all know he does.
**He collects women’s tights **
Or something less creepy – basically, we want him to have a bizarre obsession with hairnets, or vintage Nokia 3310 mobiles, or toy trains and have a little display room in Buckingham Palace, and the rest of his family are really embarrassed about it.
He has a dolls house
That’d be sweet, wouldn't it?
**He smokes cigarettes **
It’s weird how something so normal for anyone else in the country, would be so shocking if he admitted to it. But the thought of Prince Harry puffing on Camel Blue’s during his grandmother’s annual garden party is just so scandalous. Maybe he smokes menthols? Maybe a pipe? Maybe SUSPICIOUS CIGARETTES? (There is no evidence for this please don’t sue us.)
Watch this space for the secret Harry actually reveals and fingers crossed it’s nothing to do with kicking rosebushes.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.