Let's talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle. Already puzzled? Gwyneth Paltrow decided to team up with forward-thinking perfumer Douglas Little, back in 2020, to create a fragrance. When it came to the testing phase Gwyneth Paltrow took a sniff of one of the samples and exclaimed with characteristically Goop-levels of sensationalism, 'this smells like a vagina!'.
The team embraced both the fragrance and Gwyneth's words, and all of a sudden there was an Instagram-ready candle called 'This Smells Like My Vagina' on sale. A social media frenzy ensued and the candle promptly sold out. It's back in stock now though!
Shop: Goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Vagina Candle, £70
What Does Gwyneth Paltrow's 'This Smells Like My Vagina' ACTUALLY Smell Like?
So what does this head-line grabbing £70 candle actually smell like? According to Heretic, the thoroughly Instagram-able brand behind the showstopper, we have to 'imagine a bundle of roses wrapped in suede'. It's a 'voluptuous scent of fantasy and seduction. Made with a combination of natural and safe synthetic fragrance' with top notes of bergamot, geranium and cedar, heart notes of damask rose and a base of ambrette seed.
Translation? The first hit you get will be light and fresh before the scent blurs to a warm, comforting rose fragrance with more guts to it than your average floral candle option. In short, it's a pretty decent buy, and if you want a conversation-starter for your coffee table, look no further.
What Does Gwyneth Paltrow's 'This Smells Like My Orgasm' Candle Smell Like?
And now, after the success of 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle, Gwyneth Paltrow has launched a new scent - 'This Smells Like My Orgasm' candle, £75, with fruity berry and grapefruit notes combined with sweet rose that is, according to Gwyneth, 'sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive'.
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10 Best Buys On Goop
1 of 10Goop This Smells Like My Orgasm Candle, £75
After the success of 'This Smells Like My Vagina Candle', Gwynnie went on to launch another candle and this time it smells like her orgasm with tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries. Described as 'sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive'.
2 of 10GOOPGENES All-in-One Super Nutrient Face Oil, £86
Not a fan of facial oils? You haven't tried GoopGenes face oil. Packed with 9 potent oils (including bakuchiol, vitamin C superfood and organic amla), the luxurious formula smooths skin, bolsters glow and locks in hydration. Triple tick!
3 of 10G.Tox Himalayan Salt Scalp Scrub Shampoo, £38
This bad boy is designed to be used as a shampoo, no repeat necessary, and followed up with conditioner. The Himalayan salts dissolve as you use it, so it nourishes your scalp (with cold pressed moringa oil too) while it whips away product residue to promote better growth. What a corker.
4 of 10Jillian Dempsey Gold Sculpting Bar, £179
This truly is a luxury buy, it's plated in 24 carat gold! A-list facialist Jilian Dempsey famously uses this on her clients pre-red carpet, Gwyneth herself popped it on her Instagram stories while using it to get ready for the Golden Globes this year. The tool vibrates to boost its massaging effect, and aids lymphatic drainage as it goes, to reduce puffiness.
5 of 10Mobot Black Foam Roller Water Bottle Big Bertha 40oz, £55
It's a water bottle (a pretty banging looking one at that) AND a foam roller! We're a tiny bit obsessed. You can stay hydrated and ease out those areas of muscle tension with a single buy. Mind. Blown.
6 of 10Fur Stubble Cream, £35
No, it might not be the most glamorous thing in the world to consider buying, but we'd say a cream that instantly soothes skin and helps to ward off ingrowing hairs, razor burns and waxing rashes is worthy of a fair bit of respect.
7 of 10Nécessaire The Sex Gel, £19
Have you ever seen a more chic looking bottle of lube? We think not. This water-based gel made with organic aloe vera is less about the 'teenage boy with a sock' look, and pertains more to the sexy Parisian vibe. We're here for it.
8 of 10Smile Makers The Tennis Coach Vibrator, £39.95
Yes, Goop sells vibrators. Check this one out. It's part of a range comprised of equally modern and discreet designs of different shapes, and the names are inspired. Here we have 'The Tennis Coach' and the range also includes 'The Millionaire', 'The Frenchman' and 'The Fireman'. Which one are you drawn to...?
9 of 10Megababe Thigh Rescue, £13
Made with aloe vera and pomegranate seed extract, this soothing balm helps to alleviate irritation caused by chafing, making it perfect for those plagued by inner thigh chafing, or anyone who's a regular runner, biker, you name it. Bravo Goop, an inspired addition.
10 of 10Sun Potion Mucuna Pruriens, £43
Dubbed on its packaging the 'Dopamine Bean', this supplement is linked to many different types of ancient medicine, one of which is Ayurveda. Some of its effects are linked to mood. It's believed to help improve motivation and boost energy. We'll take some of that please.
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