Christmas as we all know, is the month where inhibitions, taste in men and sartorial efforts go firmly out the window... only for us to be on hand on our knees the entirety of January trying to pick up the jagged pieces of our tragic life.
You will snog someone called Martin at your Christmas party and spend the following week alternating between scrolling Indeed.co.uk and the googling 'how much is a one way ticket to Copenhagen'. I'm guessing you twerked a fair bit too (reader, I'm just getting that vibe from you, stop asking questions). Also, you DEFINITELY sported a hideous men's Christmas jumper with tragic snowman on the front . All in the name of Christmas and festive cheer.
Seeing as you've already had a mental December/ruined your life, why not go that one bit further and make your hair into an actual Christmas tree? Why not? What's one more hideous decision? Do it in the name of #banter and being #relatable. If you're still in the office your colleagues definitely will appreciate the effort - if not, Nana Betty will be dead chuffed with you.
Introducing Christmas tree hair. And you thought you were Christmassy with your eggnog and twiglets.
It is quite literally a makeshift tree on your head made with your own hair, which unashamedly has made me regret cutting my hair shoulder length.
It’s really easy. You put a bottle on your hair (empty otherwise you’ll get a cricked neck) and then tie your hair around it. Fasten with a hair band. Hairspray the fuck out it. Hang baubles (!!) from your ‘tree’ (!!). Wrap around tinsel if you are on the ‘basic’ spectrum. Volia. Hey Mrs. Christmas, what’s ‘appening?
If people say you look shit, or refuse to walk around Sainsburys with you, remember they are just jealous. Haters gonna hate.
We dare you.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.